Sunday, July 02, 2006

You know what They say

I hate They.




So I am a scooter dude now. I ride a scooter all around town. It's fun. Damn Fun.

Sure, I could get there faster. The landscape could blur before me, just before I get to the 711 to get my slurpee. I could zip around the SUVs to get to the Albertson's before them to get the deal on ribeyes before those unworthy folks. But you know, I don't care. I like to sit, and I like to ride. Combine the two and you have up-front seating for the adventure that is modern american life.

Of course I wear goggles when I ride. The dust and wind is pretty bad out here. And don't forget your armor. From what i can tell, I'm one of the most well equipped 49ccs on the road, buddy.

90MPG ain't bad.


(note: There is not a single building in this town like the one in that picture)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My wife and I think that you have grown eccentric over time. At least that is better than thinking you are gay. Enjoy :-)

Naomi Butterfield said...

That ROCKS!!

You're my hero.

:)